About a month ago, I posted a quick blurb about a music video I saw shared by someone on twitter. It was a song by some no-name talent, Maxine Swaby, singing Pardon Me. That post has since gone on to be one of my largest traffic drawing entries in a long while.
Just thought I'd take a moment to share how badly this affects my already suffering self-esteem.
Please leave me a comment and tell me what I could possible do to one-up this thing.
A quick post about Groundhog Day
If a ground hog comes up out from its ground hole and the sun is shining down on him, yet no shadow is cast on the ground - hope you have a wooden stake handy so you can STAB IT. Because that's a vampire ground hog.
News jokes: Pirates, Shakespeare, Bin Laden
The tragedy is further evidence that the Poltergeist movie curse is true. Everyone in that movie is going to die. . . Eventually.
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Montag: 'I almost died' after plastic surgery
The rest of us: 'We almost got her!'
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Our national debt is SOOOOO big
I heard that our national debt is so huge now that we don't even no what the actual dollar amount is anymore. We can only speculate what our current debt is. When we need to find out what our debt is currently at, we have to get Stephen Hawking to theorize what the number is. <robot voice> " You have to remember to account for imaginary numbers for this equation. . . black holes. String Theory."
Words I've said that prove my bad parenting
"hey, when you play, you can't really punch eachother." "stop prentending to beat up that toy baby." "It is never appropriate to point you penis at someone and pretend to pee on them." ". . . Or actually pee on them." Sent from my iPod
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